How to become a digital ghost
Most of the time, when you ask how to become a digital ghost, you want to erase your entire online presence—as if it never existed.
However, what if you’re already a ghost? What if you’re very old? Perhaps you find new technology confusing? And you want to know how to haunt digital devices?
We created a support group for this type of ghost!
Overview
Every electronic device in your home is haunted by a ghost. But not every ghost knows how to haunt every electronic device. Some ghosts simply cannot figure out how to haunt newer technologies. In other words, they don’t know how to become a digital ghost.
Background information
Ghosts have been haunting electronic devices ever since electricity first started appearing in human homes, some time in the late 15th century. Flickering lights, strange sounds through the record player, and spooky clocks striking thirteen terrified homeowners for centuries. However, with the onset of digital devices, some ghosts just don’t know how to adapt.
How to become a digital ghost
Luckily, we created a support ghost to help ghosts recognize digital devices in their haunting sphere and shift their haunting objects to these devices. We call this initiative S.H.A.D.E.S., or Shift Haunting Analog to Digital Electronic Support group. S.H.A.D.E.S. is a very happy place.
Reach out to Homespun Haints if you know a ghost in need!
We are here to help. If you know a ghost who is struggling with digital technologies, please send them our way! And remember, you can teach an old ghost new tricks!
With love, Becky & Diana.
